My local shop sells something they call "Miscellaneous fruit pie". They are roughly the size of a toddlers head and tend to contain pulped berries and hair in roughly equal measure.
Sunday tea time is a paradox of fear and excitement as we the whole family sit down in front of the TV, put on a gratuitous snuff movie on the DVD player, and slice into the pie with a bone handled knife.
Washed down with pints of tea, there really is nothing more loathsome or gut wrenchingly delightful as seeing purple juice and clumps of hair emerging from peoples mouths.
Try one today!
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